gists/c-programming/jokes/brexit.c

/*
 * brexit.c
 *
 * Author: Intel A80486DX2-66
 * License: Creative Commons Zero 1.0 Universal
 */

#include <stdio.h>

__attribute__((naked)) __attribute__((noreturn)) _Noreturn void Brexit(void);

__attribute__((naked))
__attribute__((noreturn))
_Noreturn
void Brexit(void) {
    __asm__ volatile (
        "movl $0x7F, %%ebx\n\t"
        "movl $1, %%eax\n\t"
        "int $0x80"
        :
        :
        : "eax", "ebx"
    );
}

int main(void) {
    Brexit();
}